Pun Intended

  • Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana
  • To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.
  • Geology rocks but geography is where it’s at.
  • A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.
  • I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  • I made a pun about the wind but it blows.
  • Long fairy tales have a tendency to dragon.
  • My friend’s bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
  • England doesn’t have a kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
  • What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi.
  • What’s the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle? A tire.
  • The guy who invented the door knocker got a no-bell prize.
  • There was a kidnapping at school yesterday. Don’t worry, though. He woke up.
  • I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
  • How did the picture end up in jail? It was framed.
  • My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is starting to improve.
  • Coffee has a rough time in our house. It gets mugged every single morning.
  • What washes up on tiny beaches? Microwaves.

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